Feisty Girls Make For Fun Poetry - Limericks
Girls want to have fun, that we do
For young boys this also is true
Boys I say, Be a gent!
With intentions well meant
Lest you meet with the heel of a shoe.
A mean boy did think it quite fun
To pull the girl’s hair and then run
Never had he a hunch
She’d return with a punch
This time the female has won
The young doctor thought it’d be nice
Helping a lady who slipped on the ice
Well, he looked up her skirt
When he checked where she’d hurt
And the slap of her hand he felt twice
The lass quite clearly said no
But still he wanted to go
She was more than just curt
His manhood she did hurt
Take heed, lads. A “no” means just so!